welcome to the ratfish lair!

i'm here to fuck around and find out and brother i'm all out of fuck around. have you ever wondered why life kinda sucks sometimes? have you tried to do 'responsible adult stuff' and found that it takes greater effort than you were prepared for? are you struggling to figure out your finances? well shit bro me too!! but lucky for you,

i'm a rat with a plan!

i can guide you through some of the rougher parts of adult life in words that hopefully aren't so hard to understand. along with that, there will be fun and silly things to discover on this site! dive in, have fun, and remember: one rat can do a lot, but a hundred rats can cause a plague!

start with one of these!

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